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(I too, wanted absolute power… but at least I was inept)

More headlines that are relevant to the planned takeover of all phases of state government by Jeff Landry who, I have already said more than once, will have us longing for the days of Jindal before he is finished wreaking his carnage:

Child labor laws are under attack in states across the country

States relax child labor laws amid tight labor market: ‘Benefits to kids’

States are weakening child labor laws, 8 decades after the feds took kids out of the workforce

Child labor remains a key state legislative issue in 2024

Some lawmakers propose loosening child labor laws to fill worker shortage

America is divided over major efforts to rewrite child labor laws

States Are Loosening Restrictions on Child Labor

Republicans continue effort to erode US child labor rules despite teen deaths

Illegal child labor is on the rise in a tight job market

So, how are these developments in other states relevant to Louisiana? Because of this headline in today’s Baton Rouge Advocate:

Bill could take lunch break off the menu for young workers in Louisiana

Wait. What?

Yes, you read it correctly. A bill by a clown in my parish, Rep. Roger Wilder, actually wants to REPEAL requirements that teenage workers be given a lunch break. Wilder’s logic? Because “children want to work without having to take lunch breaks.”

State Rep. Roger Wilder (R-Denham Springs)

That off-the-wall reasoning begs the question of just how many “children” he polled in coming to this asinine conclusion?

The answer is, of course, zero. There was no poll conducted for him to arrive at this knee-jerk opinion. He is simply taking his marching orders from the Republican playbook as passed down by Gov. Jeff Landry.

Wild man Wilder’s bill has already attracted national attention with this story:

What the HELL is Going On in Louisiana?

And this one from MSNBC:

Louisiana Republicans vote to end lunch breaks for child workersttps

His “children want to work…” is eerily reminiscent of the utterances of the Great Orange One, who loves to say things like, “people tell me…,” “you wouldn’t believe…,” “I hire only the best people” and “I’ll be working; I won’t have time for golf.”

One of the above headlines is particularly revealing:

Some lawmakers propose loosening child labor laws to fill worker shortage

Worker shortage? I wonder why? Could it be because Republican lawmakers are so damned reluctant to pay employees a living wage? When was the last adjustment to the minimum wage? Why, I do declare, it was in 2009 when it was bumped up from $6.55 an hour to a whopping $7.25 where it has remained now for 15 years.

But here’s an interesting fact that should (but probably won’t) jolt you out of your complacent comfort zone:

Since 1965 the wage DISPARITY between typical workers and CEOs has increased from 21:1 to today’s astronomical level of 400:1.

But yet, we are inundated with these headlines from red states:

State Cuts Continue to Unravel Basic Support for Unemployed Workers

States cutting unemployment benefits didn’t get people back to work, study finds

Cutting unemployment insurance benefits did not boost job growth

Cutoff of Jobless Benefits Is Found to Get Few Back to Work

States That Cut Unemployment Benefits Saw Limited Impact on Job Growth

So, we have seemingly coordinated efforts to loosen child labor laws and to TIGHTEN UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS in an effort to get folks back to work.

I seem to recall there was no real labor shortage as long as we had migrant farm workers to pick the oranges, strawberries, apples and vegetables that the corporate farmers plant and sell to feed America’s 300 million citizens. But then the Republicans, thanks to the same Great Orange One, grabbed onto the illegal immigration issue that Republican governors obligingly picked up on as a hot button issue.

I’m not saying we don’t have an immigration problem; we do. But Republicans are capitalizing on the issue to harvest votes like immigrants harvested fruits and vegetables in Florida, Texas and California. So, the obvious solution is to get more work out of teenagers and to cut the benefits of the unemployed.

At the risk of being too redundant, I’ll repeat what I said in the POST below this one:

These people are not our friends.

And neither are these:

When you peruse some of the recent news stories around the country, it was inevitable that Gov. Jeff Landry, never one to be accused of coming up with an original idea, would fall in line with other red states in attempting to slam the door on public access to “public” records.

Just look at some of the actual headlines:

Worries over secrecy grow as state officials shield records from the public

Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders proposes carve-out of Arkansas public records law during tax cut session

DeSantis is squeezing the sunshine out of Florida’s public records law, critics say

Attorney fees proposal could hurt access to Florida public records, watchdogs say

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott suspends part of open-meetings law

Arizona’s GOP legislators vote to shield themselves from public records laws

More secrecy than sunshine: Lawmakers push for exemptions to public records, open meetings laws

Senate advances bill that could chill access to public records

NORTH CAROLINA GOP HIDES REDISTRICTING PROCESS FROM STATE PUBLIC RECORDS LAW

NEWS ROUNDUP: ATTACKS ON PUBLIC RECORDS ACCESS IN THE STATES

And just to acknowledge that these efforts are exclusive to Republicans, there’s this from decidedly blue New Jersey:

New Jersey Democrats Attack the Public’s Right to Government Records

Unwilling to take a back seat to any other state in the sweepstakes to conceal actions from public view, we have this in the gret stet of Louisiana:

Jeff Landry pushes bill that would block public from viewing government records

Long time readers of this blog know by now that LouisianaVoice has found it necessary to file lawsuits on several occasions in order to obtain records that are clearly public. We also filed suit, along with four former SOUTHERN UNIVERSITY professors when we were barred from a hearing on their dismissals. State law (currently) provides that a public employee may request that his or her hearing be held in public as opposed to closed-door, or executive session.

All four of the professors requested an open hearing but Southern’s committee which hears professors’ claims decided otherwise – without a vote to go into executive session, which also is illegal (for now). We sued and won a judgment of $1,000 for each of the five plaintiffs but Southern has yet to pay up some five years later.

I use the words “currently” and “for now” because now, like the red states of Arkansas, Alabama, Florida, Arizona, Ohio and Texas, Louisiana’s governor is chomping at the bit to exempt public officials from the public records laws.

Landry also wants to disqualify any out-of-state resident from seeking public records.

Wonder why? What on earth could Republican legislators and the governor be contemplating hiding? Surely, they are planning to do something that citizens might object to. Well, let’s see:

• Several top DEQ employees have abruptly quit over differences with Landry’s policies.
• Legislators are taking aim at public libraries, ostensibly over something called “inappropriate content.”
• Landry is determined to make it impossible for those wrongly convicted of crimes to get a new look at evidence – even though there have been no fewer than 97 documented cases in which people have been wrongly convicted of murders, robberies, rapes, and other crimes who have since been exonerated. There certainly are others.
• Our Huey Long wannabe governor wants to remove the job requirement stipulation for approval of industrial tax exemptions because, he says, the industrial tax exemption program “is not about job creating; it’s about capital investment.” That means it’s immaterial if an industry wants to locate in Louisiana or if an existing company wants to expand, even if all the work is to be done by robots while eliminating a few thousand jobs because it ain’t about jobs, it’s about capital improvements.
• Landry has voiced his intentions to hold a constitutional convention to re-write the Louisiana Constitution – over a two-week period. The last constitutional convention took more than a year to craft and Landry wants to do it in two weeks? C’mon! Just try to imagine how much special-interest matters would be shoved through with no time for public comment.
• And Landry showed his colors early when, while he was attorney general, he sued a reporter who had the temerity to request public records.

So, now maybe you have a little better handle on why the guv is dead-set on closing the books on public records. The fact is, he and his Republican legislature don’t want you to see what they’re doing.

It’s only a matter of time before there is an effort to conduct closed-door legislative committee hearings on bills and that the online video coverage goes black.

These people are insidiously untrustworthy, folks, and you’d better wake up to the fact that they’re not your friends.

It’s no wonder that the Washington Post carries this slogan beneath its Page One masthead:

Deocracy Dies in Darkness

Or that LouisianaVoice has chosen to go with this one:

It is understandable when a child is afraid of the dark

but unforgivable when a man fears the light

Editor’s note: This is an unusually long post but it illustrates the length to which some will go to undermine the First Amendment. Proponents of censorship claim they only want to remove “objectionable material” from libraries but where is the line to be drawn? Who determines objectionability? Who gets to dictate some vague moral code for the rest of us? The bottom line here is control. Please read all the way to the end.

Mayor Martin Behrman, mayor of New Orleans for 18 years, once famously said of the federal crackdown on prostitution in the Storyville section of the city, “You can make it illegal but you can’t make it unpopular.”

This no effort to lobby for legalized prostitution, but the good mayor’s utterance succinctly summarizes the assertion that you can’t legislate morality. If you could a lot of politicians, especially inside the Beltway of Washington, would be out on their ears, a certain former president included. Oh, hell, let’s just say it: at least a dozen former presidents – Republicans and Democrats alike.

But let’s bring that argument down to the local level. We have legislatures in several states like Florida, Texas, Arkansas, Alabama, Tennessee and Louisiana who, in their desperation to appeal to the vocal minority affectionately called evangelicals, are doing their dead-level best to dictate their own moral code – or at least a moral code that they’ve plagiarized for their own political perpetuation.

Yes, I know that plagiarize is a strong term, but when you’re examining the motives of those who are incapable of thinking for themselves, those who must take direction from more assertive individuals, when originality has taken leave, then plagiarism is the most fitting noun I can call to mind.

 pla·gia·rism

/ˈplājəˌriz(ə)m/

noun

1. the practice of taking someone else’s work or ideas and passing them off as one’s own.

Take the sudden interest in parishes throughout Louisiana in the content being offered in our public libraries. Do you really think it’s a coincidence that the issue suddenly erupted in Lafayette, Livingston, Caddo, Bossier, St. Tammany and other parishes simultaneously and without any outside influence? Do you actually think that local politicians just overnight discovered the existence of so-called “objectionable” material in our public libraries?

Take for instance, one David Cougle, the gunslinging councilman from St. Tammany’s District 9. He claims it was out of self-defense that he toted a concealed, loaded weapon into a parish council meeting last month on the advice of the council chairman but without bothering to actually research the actual law on the books which said it was illegal to carry a weapon into a parish building.

He attributed his actions to fear of threats he received over his stand against “sexually explicit” materials available in “our taxpayer-funded library system.” He said in an open letter to his constituents that the matter of protecting children from those materials has been one of his main issues since 2022.

I wonder what his concerns were before that time and why he only became alarmed two years ago. Could it have been because some person from St. Martinville named Michael Lunsford, representing an outfit called Citizens for a New Louisiana told him he should be campaigning to rid libraries of such trash? Could it be that it took some holier-than-thou, sanctimonious outsider from halfway across the state to remind him that he should be offended?

Here is Cougle’s letter to the voters of his district:

The thing that concerns me about this John Wayne wannabe and all those others who strut their manhood by walking around with a gun hanging from their belts is if something did occur which they perceived to be a threat, a lot of innocent people would die – because for the most part, these macho concealed carriers are not properly trained, have never been in an actual fire fight and would panic in a moment of peril.

That said, let’s return to the Hon. Mr. Cougle. Like the revelation that DJT’s Republican National Committee, Cougle has distributed a litmus test questionnaire for prospective members of the St. Tammany Parish Library Board of Control.

Oh, did I mention that Cougle is leading an effort to remove all the current library board members and replace them with those who share his “concern” for the children. Here is the 12-question survey he is asking all prospective members to complete and return – to him, of course:

St. Tammany Parish Library Board of Control Nominee Questionnaire

Instructions: Please fill out the following questionnaire to the best of your ability.  If you have no opinion about a particular question, you can just write, “I have no opinion.”  The same questions will be asked of all nominees.  For purposes of these questions, the term “sexually explicit” refers to that which is described in La. R.S. 25:225(B)(4).

1. Please provide your name, information about your background, why you want to serve as an LBOC member and why you believe that you are qualified to do so.

2. The general view is that the library should respect “community standards” in how it purchases and otherwise handles library materials.  What do you consider “community standards” for St. Tammany parish?

3. What are your thoughts about whether the library’s current policies for acquisition and distribution of sexually explicit and violent materials are representative of St. Tammany community standards?

4. Article 5 of the American Library Association’s Bill of Rights states that there should be no age restrictions on any library materials.  What are your thoughts about this?

5. What do you see as your role as an LBOC member?

6. In December of 2023, the Lafayette Library Board of Control passed a resolution in regard to the American Library Association.  A copy has been attached to this questionnaire.  What are your thoughts about this resolution?

7. What do you think about which restrictions, if any, should be placed on sexually explicit materials in order to control access by minors (physically accessing within the library, accessing electronically and through checking materials out to take home)?

8. What is the library system’s role in our community?

9. Do you believe the library and the LBOC have a responsibility to identify what is sexually explicit in the acquisition and distribution of new materials, or should the burden be on the parent prior to their child accessing materials?

10. There has been a lot of controversy over different types of materials in the children’s section in our library system.  That being said, historically, we know sometimes appropriate materials still cause controversy.  What, if any, materials should be in the children’s section that might be seen as controversial to residents of St. Tammany parish and why?

11. Considering the current controversies and the upcoming millage renewal, are there any reforms or changes that you would propose to ensure St. Tammany residents have confidence in their library system and desire to continue funding it?

12. What relationship, if any, do you think the St. Tammany Parish library system should have with the American Library Association, EveryLibrary or their affiliates and other organizations outside of the state of Louisiana?

Do you have any other comments

Again, I have to wonder if he came up with this all by himself. Did he originate the idea for this questionnaire? Or, is he again taking his marching orders from someone outside St. Tammany and with no interest in the parish other than to create an issue to instill confusion and resentment among its citizens?

In fact, if Mr. Cougle is so concerned about the children’s welfare and undue influence on their little minds, he might wish to take a look at one book in particular. One passage in the book reads, “She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse.” Elsewhere in that same book, it suggests that infants shall be “dashed in pieces” and pregnant women “shall be ripped up.” It also orders in another chapter that all males are to be killed along with every woman who has slept with a man but that virgins may be taken for yourselves.

Those passages are from, respectively, Ezekiel 23:20, Isaiah 13:16 and Numbers 31:18, in a book we know as the Holy Bible.

Now we wait to see if Cougle, Lunsford and their ilk would suggest removing that publication from our libraries.

Have you ever noticed how one seemingly isolated incident seems to spawn a rash of similar such incidents? Take, for instance, the recent series of mechanical failures and mishaps involving Boeing aircraft. Suddenly, it’s almost impossible to turn on the evening news without hearing of yet another plane being diverted because of some issue with a dislodged cowling, door or wheel.

It’s much the same with political issues. Library drag queen shows and inappropriate reading material for juveniles, not even a blip on anyone’s radar all these years, is suddenly a full-blown crisis – because somebody decided it should be.

Who is that somebody? Does anyone really know who lodged the initial complaint that drag queens posed a greater threat to kids than say, a priest or minister shielded by the church?

What has happened, thanks in large part to social media, that scourge of the Internet Age, is that the heretofore most insignificant complaint by someone tucked securely away in some remote bedroom but with access to a computer now gets full attention by everyone.

And by everyone, I mean those with the most Facebook or Twitter followers (I know, they don’t go by their former names anymore, but I’m old school) and politicians mining the landscape for votes.

It’s the same with platitudes that have found their way into the lexicon of elected officials with no real leadership qualities but desperate for an issue that might resonate with the electorate. These are banalities with little or no real meat on the bone but which “sound good” as a hot issue to latch onto. Let’s examine a few:

Drain the swamp. Sounds good, but what are the actual odds of one person taking on the federal bureaucracy and winning? And can you name any one individual who has ever done that. Former Sen. William Proxmire (R-Wisconsin) tried with his monthly “Golden Fleece Award,” but can you point to any such award that had any real lasting effect?

Deep State. See above.

MAGA. It’s just a political slogan that does nothing to address a proposed method of achieving some vague definition of “greatness” that apparently must have slipped away at some point (must’ve been after we recognized that women and minorities had rights and that we owed future generations the inheritance of a clean, livable planet).

Stop the Steal. No fewer than 61 court cases have determined that claims of 2020 election fraud had absolutely no basis in fact with many of those rulings coming from Republican-appointed judges.

Rigged election. See above paragraph.

America First. Sound good until we learn that this catchy slogan (first adopted by an outfit known affectionately as the KKK) doesn’t seem to apply to the American corporations who move their operations overseas in order to avoid taxes and for cheaper labor – at the cost of American jobs.

Witch hunt. Term usually employed by someone under investigation for some nefarious act(s). Term usually employed the loudest when the evidence against them is the most convincing.

Hoax. Dismissive term used when there is no other explanation for those charges being investigated.

Climate hoax. Same as above, except applied exclusively by climate deniers.

Fake news. Consensus favorite of them all. Overworked, abused cop-out. Nothing more need be said of this hackneyed phrase.

Crooked Hillary/Sleepy Joe Biden, etc. Terms employed liberally to denigrate political opponents in lieu of offering any real proposals on issues.

January 6 hostages. See Witch hunt, Hoax, Rigged election and above paragraph. Also known as gaslighting, or trying to convince us we didn’t see what we saw.

Secure the border. Something Native Americans would loved to have done a few centuries ago.

Library drag shows. Already discussed at length but has become a major issue with those who would rather not talk about America’s ill-advised wars, the treatment of disabled veterans returning from those wars, poverty, hunger, the wage disparity between corporate CEOs and American workers or the environment.

Critical race theory/great replacement theory/white nationalism. Interchangeable terms, all intended to instill great fear of minorities in the hearts of white America. Also to discourage or outright forbid the teaching of certain unpleasant elements of American history lest our innocent children be exposed to nasty truths about the root causes of the Civil War or the civil rights struggle for blacks or for women’s suffrage efforts – all fought by certain elite powers who desperately want those unpleasant chapters be expunged from our history.

Woke. Term meaning an awareness of the injustices thrust upon certain segments of society. An otherwise complimentary term turned on its head to mean something evil by those who would turn their backs on human suffering.

Antifa. Not an actual organization, though there are those who would want you to think otherwise. Term actually means “anti-fascist.” Fascism is an issue we actually fought a war against and the world was involved. Literally.

You’re going to be hearing most of these terms ad nauseam in the coming months leading up to the November election. They will be spewed by the trained circus seals who know only what their handlers teach them to say. They know nothing else and do not possess the ability or imagination to think for themselves and to rationalize the contradictions of their clichés

You’d think they’d want to make America great again.

State Rep. Kellee Hennessy Dickerson of Livingston Parish, a former TV news personality who surely knows the value of good photo-op PR, poses with a group of students from Live Oak Middle School on the floor of the Louisiana House. Was it a coincidence that she is wearing an orange prison jumpsuit to remind librarians that she wants to toss them in jail? Talk about cold vindictiveness, she even had the audacity to put this photo on her Facebook page:

State Rep. Kellee Hennessee Dickerson wanted to toss librarians in jail who spend library funds for membership in the American Library Association or who attend any ALA continuing education functions on public funds. But after catching much-deserved heat for advocating jail time for any librarian who used library funds for purposes of strengthening and improving libraries, she has amended out the prison sentence provision the bill originally included. Oh, good. That should make everything okey-dokey.

Her bill, HB 777, was referred to the House Municipal, Parochial and Cultural Affairs Committee which has yet to hear testimony on this lunacy-inspired bill.

In crafting her bill, Dickerson is obviously taking her marching orders from one Michael Lunsford of St. Martinville, head of something called Citizens for a New Louisiana. Lunsford, in an interview, even suggested that the jail stipulation would be removed, which raises the obvious question of did Dickerson not have enough originality beneath her blonde hair to come up with something on her own without coaching from a crackpot such as Lunsford or at least perhaps offer something a little less brittle and a bit more constructive instead of attacking librarians as if they were some sort of criminal enterprise?

But here’s the real kicker: The House Municipal, Parochial and Cultural Affairs Committee which will consider the bill has 19 members, 21 counting ex-official members House Speaker Mike Johnson (no, not that one, but a Republican nonetheless, from Pineville) and Phillip DeVillier, a Republican from Eunice.

Of those 21 members, 11 accounted for the expenditure of $52,807.42 of your taxpayer dollars (wait for it…) mostly on attending 18 out-of-state conferences and meetings in just the past three years. And that figure doesn’t even include registration fees for attending those 18 conferences, some of which cost as much as $500.

Rep. Barbara Freiberg, a Baton Rouge Republican, was the sweepstakes winner, racking up $13,256.89 for taxpayer-funded trips to conferences in Charleston, S.C., Indianapolis, Orlando, Denver and Tampa. She was followed loosely by Rep. Candace Newell, a New Orleans Democrat, who spent $11,078.88 on taxpayer-funded trips to Atlanta, Salt Lake City, Denver, Las Vegas and Indianapolis.

And get this, not only did Louisiana taxpayers pick up the tab for her airfare, registration fees for meetings, hotel lodging, meals and ground transportation, but the 11 committee members were also paid per diem ranging between $168 and $175 per day, depending on the rate for the years that they attending.

And even though the state did not pay for their early arrivals (most arrived for the meetings a day before the events actually began), they still received their per diem payments even though there was no state business to conduct.

All that’s over and above their $16,800 salaries, office rental, office telephone, clerical pay and $175 per diem for each day they are in Baton Rouge.

But yeah, let’s come down hard on those librarians who waste precious state dollars on things like ALA memberships.

Here are the committee’s frequent flyers:

Barbara Freiberg, R-Baton Rouge: $13,256.89

Candace Newell, D- New Orleans: $11,078.88

Rodney Lyons, D-Marrero: $8,709.80C.

C. Denise Marcelle, D-Baton Rouge: $4,725.74

Foy Gadberry, R-Monroe: $3,095.74*

*(Amount does not include $608.40 for a guest, most likely his wife, for whom it’s assumed he paid out of personal funds during his one out-of-state trip to Salt Lake City)

Les Farnum, R-Sulphur: $2,283.40

Patricia Moore, D-Monroe: $2,276.77 (all in-state)

Matthew Willard, D-New Orleans: $2,809.30 (all in-state)

Rashid Young, D-Homer: $332 (for 2 days’ in-state)

Steven Jackson, D-Shreveport: $332 (for 2 days’ in-state)

House Speaker Mike Johnson, R-Pineville, ex-officio member: $3,721.90

But yeah, let’s come down hard on those subversive librarians for wasting precious state dollars on things like ALA memberships.