Louisiana Voice

Well, my ship finally came in.

When I checked my mail today (Monday, Feb. 22), there it was. With unbridled joy and mounting anticipation, I ripped open the envelope and there it was: a settlement check.

$1.78.

It seems I was part of a class action litigation I didn’t even know about—a lawsuit against AT&T Mobility for an overcharge of something only vaguely explained as “taxes, fees or surcharges (internet taxes)” on internet access.

And it only took 92 attorneys to win that generous settlement reward on my behalf (no kidding, 92 attorneys).

The total settlement was $956 million.

The 92 lawyers get to split $926,466.69 in legal fees. They originally wanted $239 million on the basis of the aggregate $2.94 billion value of relief obtained (the $956 million plus nearly $2 billion “going-forward relief” in illegal taxes that won’t be collected in the future).

I get $1.78.

But hey, I should be grateful. One poor soul got only six cents—about one-eighth the cost of the stamp needed to mail the check.

92 attorneys for that?

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The galley proofs will go out any day now and after we have an opportunity to check for typos, errors, etc., it will go to the printer for publication. We now expect the book to be published in mid- to late-March.

As many of you are aware, Jindal has re-surfaced via his unsolicited endorsement of Sen. Marco Rubio of Florida for the Republican presidential nomination. He made his endorsement right after Rubio made a strong showing in the Iowa caucus. Immediately after Jindal’s endorsement, however, Rubio fell flat in the New Hampshire primary. Was Jindal’s endorsement the kiss of death for Rubio? Who knows?

But now South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley, like Jindal, an Indian-American, has endorsed Rubio on the eve of tomorrow’s Republican primary in that state. Her endorsement is expected to mean much more to Rubio than that of a washed-up Louisiana ex-governor who plunged his state into financial ruin while pursuing his own lost dream of becoming leader of the free world.

While Jindal’s apparent trolling for a vice-presidential spot on the Republican ticket has been thwarted by Gov. Haley, he can still hope for a cabinet appointment–probably Health and Human Resources or Education. It’s not likely he will land either spot; Rubio, after all, must first get the nomination and then get himself elected–both long shots in themselves.

Meanwhile, you may still pre-order your signed copy of the book by clicking on the image of the book cover at right and placing your order with Cavalier House Books of Denham Springs. The bookstore is only two blocks from my home and John Cavalier will summon me to the store when he gets the books in for me to sign copies that have been ordered. At last count, the store had 54 orders and the list is growing and I want to express my humble appreciation to those who have already ordered copies and for your support of local businesses as opposed to online orders. I believe that is important just as I believe a governor should stay home and give his attention to the state’s fiscal problems instead of gallivanting all over the country in a hopeless attempt at seeking higher office.

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Recently, LouisianaVoice ran a story concerning reported pressure on New Orleans strip clubs to make contributions to political candidates. Following the meeting with club owners and their subsequent contributions, a number of strip clubs were hit with surprise inspections by agents from the Office of Alcohol and Tobacco Control. Several clubs lost liquor permits for violations including sales to minors, drugs and prostitution. None of the clubs who made political contributions were visited in the French Quarter sweep by ATC agents.

That story, however, did prompt the following contribution by guest columnist William Kahn. Kahn is a resident of the French Quarter a voter and entrepreneur.

By William Kahn

New Orleans should limit new strip clubs in the French Quarter

On Tuesday, February 23rd, 2016, the New Orleans City Planning Commission (CPC) is going to hold a public hearing on strip clubs in the French Quarter. Pending the CPC study and proposed reforms, the New Orleans City Council enacted a one-year temporary moratorium on strip clubs after Louisiana State Police and state authorities documented illegal drug sales, prostitution, and lewd conduct at several strip clubs and a stripper who worked at one of the Bourbon Street venues was brutally murdered by her pimp [1],[9],[10].

After the one-year moratorium on new strip clubs expires, what’s next for the French Quarter and the image of New Orleans? The French Quarter already has the nation’s highest concentration of strip clubs on a per capita basis and per square mile. According to an urban research study, Portland, OR is the city with the highest number of strip clubs per capita in the country with nearly 9 strip clubs per 100,000 people. With approximately 4,000 residents, roughly 20 strip clubs, and an area of only 0.66 square miles, the French Quarter has 56 times more strip clubs per capita than Portland (which is 220x larger in land area). The concentration of strip clubs in the Vieux Carre on a per capita basis sadly rises whenever a resident of the French Quarter permanently leaves because he or she cannot raise a family and enjoy a normal life in an increasingly unbalanced neighborhood [2].

Should new strip clubs or adult entertainment venues be allowed to proliferate in the Vieux Carre after the moratorium ends? In contrast, new hotels, T-shirt shops, and food carts (other than Lucky Dog) are prohibited from ever opening in the French Quarter. Why has city hall ignored or tolerated the harmful impacts of strip clubs in New Orleans’ oldest neighborhood for decades?

In 1977, Mayor Moon Landrieu established the Bourbon Street Task Force with a blue-ribbon panel to study the strip and suggest improvements. The panel visited the adult-entertainment districts of Boston’s “Combat Zone,” New York City’s Times Square, and Atlanta’s red-light areas. Modeled on other cities but tailored to New Orleans’ unique flavor, the Vieux Carre Entertainment District (otherwise known as Bourbon Street from Iberville to St. Ann) was created shortly thereafter. At the time, Bourbon Street’s adult-entertainment venues were not dominated by the out-of-town owned and corporate chains of strip clubs that currently line the strip. [3]

From its outset, the Vieux Carre Entertainment District offered vaudeville, burlesque shows, and theatrical glamour. The 1977 Bourbon Street Task Force’s permissive rules, which were intended to encourage the street’s creativity and individuality, have been abused, leading to the present-day marketing of lap dances and private champagne rooms. Since 1977, the cities that the task force considered as benchmarks for New Orleans have reformed their respective adult-entertainment districts. Boston’s Combat Zone was transformed by civic activists into a family-friendly and mixed-use district. [4] New York City’s clampdown on sexually-oriented businesses in the 1990’s has been widely praised for launching the city’s revival, making it a more decent place to live and to visit. Atlanta’s strip clubs today are not allowed to sell alcohol. [5]

New Orleans should update and modernize its 40-year old regulations for strip clubs in the French Quarter. The negative effects of strip clubs on quality of life are clear. In 2012, City Councilmember Kristin Palmer specifically pointed to the number of strip clubs in the French Quarter as a justification for tightening the curfew for minors in our city’s oldest neighborhood. On the 300 and 400 blocks of Bourbon Street, there are at least seven strip clubs flanking the Royal Sonesta Hotel, and reportedly at least one convention rejected New Orleans as a destination because strippers were visible from the sidewalk. [6],[7]

Mayor Mitch Landrieu has set a goal of attracting 13 million visitors annually to New Orleans by 2018. How can New Orleans achieve such a goal without promoting a cleaner and more balanced brand that appeals to more families, children, and ordinary people? It’s time for some common-sense restrictions on how close new strip clubs could open near existing ones in the French Quarter. [8]

The need for a buffer from strip clubs is not a foreign concept under current New Orleans zoning rules. Outside of the French Quarter, the New Orleans Comprehensive Zoning Ordinance prohibits strip clubs and nude cabarets from opening within 1,000 feet of residences, churches, schools, and parks. The exposé of prostitution, drug-related crimes, and lewd/improper acts at French Quarter strip clubs led to a temporary moratorium, but city hall should strive for more substantial reforms. To revamp the worsening environment of the French Quarter and to bolster the neighborhood’s livability, the city should permanently limit how close future strip clubs can open near current ones.

If you want to help in cleaning up New Orleans and do not want to see any more strip clubs opening in the French Quarter that ruin the image of the city, you can submit written comments to the Planning Commission by 4:30 p.m. on Monday, February 15, (use cpcinfo@nola.gov and CC cdbonnett@nola.gov) and you can also attend the public meeting that will be held on Tuesday, February 23rd at 1:30 p.m. in City Council chambers.

William Khan

French Quarter resident

Sources:

[1] Moratorium on new strip clubs approved for French Quarter

http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2016/01/moratorium_on_new_strip_clubs.html

[2] “Why Does Portland Have so Many Strip Clubs?” http://priceonomics.com/why-does-portland-have-so-many-strip-clubs/

[3] History and analysis of the 1977 Bourbon Street Task Force:

Richard Campanella, Bourbon Street: A History (2014), pp. 222-224, 238-239.

[4] The cleanup of Boston’s Clean Zone (one of the cities used by the 1977 Bourbon Street Task Force in creating the Vieux Carre Entertainment District–Bourbon Street): http://www.bizjournals.com/boston/print-edition/2013/03/08/new-projects-wipe-away-more-vestiges.html

[5] Atlanta’s ban on liquor in strip clubs: http://www.atlnightspots.com/alcohol-banned-in-fulton-county-strip-clubs/

[6] City Councilmember Kristin Palmer NOLA.com Op-Ed which referred to the number of strip clubs in the neighborhood as a justification for a harsher curfew for minors: http://www.nola.com/opinions/index.ssf/2012/01/modified_new_orleans_curfew_ne.html

[7] Strip clubs repelled at least one convention from selecting NOLA: http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2014/09/bourbon_street_strip_clubs_cou.html

[8] Mayor Mitch Landrieu’s goal of 13 million visitors by 2018: http://www.nola.com/business/index.ssf/2012/05/mayor_mitch_landrieu_calls_on.html

[9] Prostitution, drug crimes, and lewd/improper conduct at strip clubs: http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2015/11/4_more_bourbon_street_clubs_bu.html

[10] History of violations at Bourbon Street strip clubs: http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2015/11/in_bourbon_street_strip_clubs.html

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This is our final reminder of the Bye-Bye Bobby Bash:

Don’t forget you may now pre-order a signed copy of my latest book, Bobby Jindal: His Destiny and Obsession. The publication date is now mid-February.

Also, we have an update on our Bye-Bye Bobby Bash, the gala that will celebrate the end of the Bobby Jindal eight-year reign of error.

The date of the event, originally scheduled for Jan. 9 (a Saturday), has been changed to Sunday, Jan. 10 because of a personal conflict.

The party will be held at popular Baton Rouge eatery/watering hole Superior Grill at 5435 (appropriately enough) Government Street from 2 p.m. to 4 p.m. http://batonrouge.superiorgrill.com/

The only cost will be your drinks and/or food. We are charging nothing for this event. We wish only to have a gathering of people with one important agenda in common: witnessing the exodus of Bobby Jindal from the governor’s office.

Bobby’s got one foot out the door, but the effect of his carnage will linger for years. That’s why I wrote a book about him. We should never forget what he has done to this state. The book can also serve as an important guide to the political platforms of future candidates.

The book covers such Jindal disasters as the Office of Group Benefits, higher education, public education, health care, hospital privatization, and of course, his delusional quest for the Republican presidential nomination.

And don’t think for a moment we have forgotten Jindal’s supporting cast. Also examined are his staff members and a complicit, compliant legislature, the American Legislative Exchange Council, Grover Norquist, and the Koch brothers, among others.

If you order by clicking on the book cover’s image below right, your order will be placed through Cavalier House Books of Denham Springs, a locally-owned independent bookstore.

Remember, I encourage you to order through Cavalier House. Why Cavalier House?

Two reasons.

• First, by placing your order this way, you support a local independent book store, a cause I strongly endorse.

• Second, because I live only about two blocks from Cavalier House Books, proprietor John Cavalier will summon me to sign each copy before he ships them out.

If you opt to purchase through Amazon or a big chain store, you’re hurting local business owners—much like shopping at Walmart instead of patronizing locally-owned stores. Moreover, you won’t get signed copies through those outlets.

Unless otherwise instructed, each signed book will be personalized to the name of the person ordering it. If you wish your copy signed to someone else (if it is a gift, for instance), please email me at:

louisianavoice@cox.net

DO NOT ORDER YOUR BOOK FROM THIS EMAIL ADDRESS. Order through Cavalier by clicking on Jindal’s photo at right and email me separately on signing instructions.

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