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Political campaigns these days just seem to come up woefully short of substance and painfully long on eyewash. Not even substance’s antonym, style. Just eyewash.

For example, have you heard a single candidate (among the Repugnantcans: Democrats are essentially mute at this point, perhaps waiting until the general election) offer anything on his or her position on any issue?

• Has even one of them told you of any proposed legislation or solution to soaring prices of groceries, utilities and gasoline?
• Have you heard any of them offer any way to cool down the war rhetoric that threatens to erupt into WWIII? The brash braggadocio of a POTUS, his out-of-control secretary of defense and his sycophant secretary of state?
• How do the candidates feel about the incursion of ICE into our daily lives—through warrantless invasions of homes, arrests and even beatings and shootings of non-violent American citizens, the planned development of huge detention centers to detain tens of thousands of people who happen to have the “wrong” skin pigment?
• And of course, even as Repugnantcans and Democrats alike clamor for release of complete and unredacted Epstein files, has either candidate dared to address that festering issue?
• Most important of all, has any candidate made a public statement, pro or con, about Trump’s assault on voting rights? The federal seizure of state voting registration records?

Are there any limitations to the dangerously autocratic and increasingly bizarre actions of an obviously mental unstable POTUS?

The answer to each of those questions is a resounding NO! Not one. Zilch. Nada.

One can usually tell which candidate has the early upper hand by the amount of piling on by his or her principal opponent. In this case, it’s a no-brainer that incumbent Sen. Bill Cassidy, after incurring the wrath of President Inepstein by voting for conviction in his second impeachment trial, is fighting for his political life.

Accordingly, he has taken dead aim at his main threat: U.S. Rep. Julia Letlow, who has the endorsement of TACO Con. Early on in the campaign, CASSIDY DENIED any association with the attack ads against Letlow, but deny though he will, his fingerprints are all over those ads.

And Sen. Cassidy’s newest ad trumpets his work on “reducing taxes for the elderly,” “no taxes on tips,” yada, yada, yada. C’mon, Senator, do you seriously think a few dollars more on a tax return (money that was already ours, by the way), a few spotty tax reductions here and there will offset the quantum leaps in the prices of groceries, consumer goods, gasoline, college tuition, housing, commercial travel, utilities and natural gas? I mean, really?? Kinda makes that $400 million ballroom and Trump’s expenditure of $1 million taxpayer dollars to play golf seem a bit extravagant, doncha think? Why the hell haven’t you addressed those little matters?

Letlow, for her part, has been strangely, almost EERILY QUIET during the campaign, apparently content just to have Cadet Bone Spurs’ endorsement. That, however, may not be enough as the attack ads are beginning to have a withering effect on her early favorite’s role. The charges of her insider trading, valid or not, are taking a toll as is her record of never having passed a bill while serving in the House, a fact Cassidy gleefully touts.

Equally puzzling is the quiet candidacy of State Treasurer JOHN FLEMING who, like Cassidy, is a medical doctor and like Letlow, once served in the U.S. House.

Let’s face it, Louisiana voters just are not accustomed to the lull before the storm during a political campaign.

The only thing the three senatorial candidates have in common is Trump. One (Letlow) has his endorsement and the other two are desperate to run on his coattails even as he ignores their efforts to endear themselves to him.

The same thing can be said of the 5^th District House candidates, each of whom is seeking to succeed Letlow as she walks away from her presumably safe seat in pursuit of a promotion to the Senate.

State Sen. BLAKE MIGUEZ of New Iberia, which is not even in the 5^th District, has garnered Mar-a-Lardo’s endorsement over equally devoted State Rep. MICHAEL ECHOLS of Monroe who, absent an endorsement, reached into his bag of fealty and pulled out a legislative bill to name the proposed new Mississippi River bridge near Baton Rouge after His Orangeness. Top that Miguez!

State Sen.  RICK EDMONDS is another aspiring MAGHAT who apparently wants nothing more out of life than to represent the 5^th District voters in pursuit of the IMPOTUS agenda.

Likewise, State Board of Regents member MISTI CORDELL of Monroe wants to defend Genghis Don from the “constant attack from the extreme left” and from “partisan impeach attacks.”

Again, though, no real solutions to the problems staring down American families—just those that threaten der Führer. Not a damn word about making college affordable, making housing more affordable, making life more affordable. Just protecting the interests of a tyrant.

That is the sum total of every Repugnantcan candidate for the U.S. Senate and for Louisiana’s 5^th District U.S. House seat.

That is indeed a sad commentary on the field of candidates for these two critically important offices.

Seven candidates and not a single original thought among the seven. No not one.

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For those who are financially able, please remember April is our Spring fundraiser at LouisianaVoice. We hold only two per year, in April and October.

We are keenly aware that the Trump administration, with its unconstitutional war, has fueled inflation “Like no one has ever seen before,” to use his words.

Again, paraphrasing Cadet Bonespurs, “People come up to me with tears in their eyes, saying, ‘Sir, you’re providing a valuable service; please never stop.'” (See? I can lie, too.)

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While watching the liftoff of Artemis II on Wednesday it occurred to me that it was a darn good thing the launch didn’t violate the sacred skies of Louisiana lest 58 House members and 35 senators as well as the good folks at the Department of Environmental Quality (DEQ) completely lose their already conspiracy-laden minds.

I mean, it’s enough that there are those who, with all sincerity, believe that the U.S. guvmint is trying to poison the nation, friend and foe alike, Repugnantcan and Democreep, by spraying the entire continent with toxic chemicals from aircraft traving 30,000 feet above the earth.

Never mind releasing chemicals from that altitude would disperse any “poison” indiscriminately over whites, blacks, browns and everything in between, including the very family members of the perpetrators.

These poor, misguided folks are confusing chemtrails with contrails, the latter being particles of vapor that freeze at high altitudes and form those long, white clouds that trail behind the airplanes. But hey! We’re at a place and time when half-baked conspiracy theories trump (no pun intended) science.

But check out a couple of thos poisonous chemtrails deposited by Aretmis II. Maybe it was not a coincidence that the launch took place on April Fool’s.

koff, koff. Somebody notify “Bib Mike” Fesi, Kellee Hennessee Dickerson, Valerie Hodges, Heather Cloud, Beryl Amedee, Michael Bayham, Jr., Marcus Bryant, Kimberly Coates, Raymond Crews, Kathy Edmonston, Peter Egan, Dodie Horton and Danny McCormick!

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Remember way back on Monday, WE WARNED YOU Gov. Squeaky Toy Landry and the Repugnantcan legislature was conducting an all-out assault on public records?

That’s why we know so little information, for example, about DHS’s intention to purchase a couple of huge warehouses in Port Allen and Hammond to house thousands of undocumented detainees—and maybe even a few bona fide American citizens, if past performance is any indication.

That determination to keep us in the dark also extends to these mega-data centers being planned in the Shreveport area, St. Francisville and in Richland Parish. It’s a pretty simple philosophy: the less we know, the fewer hard questions we know to ask.

And now the HOUSE EDUCATION COMMITTEE, by a unanimous vote (at least two Democrats who are members of the committee, along with HOUSE BILL 608 author Rep. Tehmi Chassion (D-Lafayette were complicit) by the committee that says you have no right to see how your tax dollars are being spent.

HB 608 exempts universities under the dubious guise of privacy protection from having to account for the of money being paid to college athletes through the university via a $2.8 billion legal settlement that allows schools to share up to $20.5 million for athletes yearly.

Augmenting that is the so-called Name, Image and Likeness (NIL) payment program underwritten by corporate sponsors that has seen some high school jocks come to college programs already overnight millionaires.

Universities nationwide, with the lone exception of James Madison University, have refused to divulge any income data for students, claiming it (a) violates students’ privacy or (b) it’s a trade secret necessary for the success of a given athletic program. But is student privacy really so sacred in this case? For the most part, these are men and women at least 18 years of age and it would seem if they are old enough to vote, they’re old enough to account for the receipt of public money–just like any other adult.

The salary of every professor, administrator, instructor, custodian and groundskeeper at every public college in Louisiana is readily available. What’s the difference?

The real inequity here is that a hardworking couple who pays into a college savings fund for their children may eventually see some of that money going to pay some athlete while their kid struggles to pay for books. Maybe that’s part of the reason New Orleans attorney Scott Sternburg sued LSU on behalf of three reporters seeking records.

The bill will now go to the House and Governmental Affairs Committee for further consideration.

But remember, if this bill becomes law, it will be the first public records exemption for public spending in the gloried history of the gret stet of Loozianer.

But not the last.

Rest assured, if this bill passes, it’ll be so much easier to move to similarly exempt other records and you’d better believe once the genie is out of the bottle, it ain’t going back in.

There will be other elected officials and bureaucrats down the road who will decide their records rare sacrosanct, that they should not be bothered answering questions from the public—you know, like Jeff Landry complaining that as attorney general, his office had to spend a lot of time responding to public records request.

“During my time as Attorney General, we had to hire two lawyers that worked full-time answering sometimes senseless requests from people with no connection to our state,” Landry complained, forgetting, apparently, that goes with the job of working for the public. 

And, by golly, you will have no right to know how your tax dollars are being spent.

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Not that I believe for one second that any of LouisianaVoice’s readers are dumb enough to fall for this (it’s obviously intended for the MAGA types who believe President Inepstein’s endless lies, embellishments and fantasies), but I thought I’d pass this along to share the clumsy attempt at the newest scam to hit cyberspace.

The message below appeared in my text messages today. It is the second attempt–perhaps by the same clowns who also informed me of outstanding warrants and that I was subject to immediate arrest if I didn’t pay up (I didn’t, so I hope someone out there will bail me out of the clinker before cellmate Bubba takes a shine to me).

There are numerous telltale signs that this message was generated by a non-American who is unfamiliar with how things are done in this country. Number one, he alludes to investigations by the FBI, CIA and “other” security agencies. Those who know, are aware that the CIA is forbidden to conduct any kind of domestic operation (not that they adhere to that prohibition, but no official is going to openly admit as much). And why would the World Bank be involved in payouts to American citizens by the U.S. government? It’s also something of a stretch to think that Secretary of State Marco Rubio would involve himself in such a project. Finally, do you really think a Visa card would be issued to you in the amount of $1.5 million?

Anyway, here is the letter for your amusement. I understand FanDuel and DraftKings are giving odds on how many MAGAs will fall for this latest online scam. So, get your bets in early because someone in a red cap is almost certain to get sucked in.

Here’s the letter, ostensibly from Kash Patel:

Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)

Counter-terrorism Division and Cyber Crime Division

J. Edgar. Hoover Building Washington DC.

Dear Beneficiary

Your ATM Visa Card Will Be Shipped Through USPS To Your Address. I am Kash Patel, This is to inform you officially that after our investigations with the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) and other Security Agencies in the Country for the year 2026, we discovered that you have not yet received your over due fund.

I have made it my first point of call since taking office to settle all Outstanding Payments accrued to Individuals or Corporations with respect to local and overseas contract payment, Debt Rescheduling and Outstanding Compensation payment.

This is to make sure all Outstanding payments are settled this fiscal year 2026. On behalf of the entire staff of the UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE and the FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION(FBI) in collaboration with WORLD BANK, we apologize for the delay of your contract payment,Lottery Winnings or Inheritance funds from most of African Countries and all the inconveniences you encountered while pursuing this payment. However, from the records of outstanding beneficiaries due for payment with the U.S SECRETARY OF STATE, your name was discovered as next on the list of the outstanding payment who has not yet received their payments.

Note that from the record in my file, your outstanding compensation payment is $1,150,000.00 USD (One Million, One Hundred And Fifty Thousand United States Dollars) loaded in an ATM Visa Card that allows you to make a daily maximum withdrawal limit of Five Thousand Dollars($5,000).

Note that your loaded ATM Visa Card will be mailed to you through Priority Mail Express (USPS) to your designated address immediately you admit full compliance to this email. Due to my busy schedules, you are advised to kindly get in contact with our correspondent Barrister Matt Benson with the below details enclosed to help ensure safe mailing of your ATM Visa Card:

Your Full Name:

Your Contact House Address:

Name of City of Residence:

Country of Residence:

Direct Mobile Telephone Number:

ID Card, DL or Passport Copy:

Age and Occupation:

Contact Barrister Matt Benson immediately by emailing the address below:

Name:  Barrister Matt Benson

Email:  bar.mattbenson@hotmail.com

He is obliged to treat your case with utmost urgency as soon as you contact him and fill out your correct details including all reachable phone numbers for him to get in touch with you via phone and email.

NOTE: Every documentation proof for your fund have been packaged and sealed to be mailed together with your Visa Card to your address. Therefore, the only obligation required of you by the laws of the Government of United States and the financial Monetary Policy of the Supreme Court, states that; you as a bonafide beneficiary must officially obtain the irrevocable LEGAL STAY OF PROCEED from the Supreme Court of USA, as a means to justify the legitimacy, transparency and clean bill of funds from USA so that by the time your funds gets to you, no authority will question the funds as it has been legally certified free from all financial Malpractices and facets. The LEGAL STAY OF PROCEED is valued at a cost of ($320) please take note of that.

As soon as the above mentioned $320 is received, The LEGAL STAY OF PROCEED will be secured on your behalf immediately. I need all the compliance that I can get from you to ensure we get this project accomplished. Personally, I am very sorry for the delay you must have gone through in the past years. Thanks for adhering to this instructions which are meant for your sole benefit, once again accept my congratulations in advance.

Thanks for your cooperation as your quick response to this email notice with adherence to the above instructions is highly anticipated.

Yours Sincerely,

KASH PATEL

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION

UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE

WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535

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