“Iran’s key nuclear enrichment facilities have been completely and totally obliterated.”
–Donald Trump, June 22, 2025.
“The world is far safer after President Donald J. Trump’s highly successful, decisive precision strikes against the Iranian regime’s key nuclear facilities.”
–Official White House statement, June 25, 2025
“Mission accomplished!”
–President George W. Bush, May 1, 2003
“Major combat operations in Iraq have ended.”
–George W. Bush, My 1, 2003
“Those we lost were last seen on duty. Their final act on this Earth was to fight a great evil and bring liberty to others.”
–George W. Bush, May 1, 2003
“[W]e grieve for the true American patriots who have made the ultimate sacrifice for our nation, even as we continue the righteous mission for which they gave their lives…”
–Dementia Don Trump, March 1, 2026
“Brownie, you’re doing a heckuva job.”
–George W. Bush, to FEMA Director Michael Brown on Sept. 2, 2005,
following landfall of Hurricane Katrina. Ten days later, Brown resigned.
The moral of all this: if their lips are moving, it’s likely B.S. you’re hearing.



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