Okay, readers, LouisianaVoice is introducing a new game for everyone to play. It’s called JINDAL BINGO.
You play it just like you play regular bingo except instead of letters and numbers, Jindal catch-phrases will be called out and when you have a square that is labeled with the catch-phrase that is called, you cover it with a kernel of pure corn. The first person to complete a vertical, horizontal, or diagonal line with five straight kernels is the winner. The prize, we’re sorry to say, is another four years of Jindalisms.
Okay, get your cards ready and let’s play:
We’re in the state 90% of the time
I have the job I want
Do more with less
Will be forthcoming
A great idea!
Leadership and Crisis
Merge UNO and SUNO (No one in New Orleans voted for me anyway)
No pay raise for classified employees
Merge Tech and Grambling? No way. North Louisiana loves me.
Screw up State Employee Health Insurance Contract
Blame the moratorium for everything
Will not take stimulus money
Took stimulus money but didn’t tell anyone
FREE SPACE: DID NOT ENDORSE VITTER
Most ethical administration
Building a better Louisiana
Race to the Top. No, wait. TOPS. I meant TOPS.
North Louisiana Protestant church testimony
Veterans Honor Medals
Deep Water Horizon
No tax increase
P.S. Please feel free to log on and add any other Jindalisms you can recall. We need as many as possible to make the game competitive.